i only celebrate half of christmas.
bowl cuts: no longer the trend.
seriously, what is it.
my theory for how he ducked so fast.
black friday...so dumb.
what's with old ladies and ugly vests?
except the prices aren't that bad right now i guess...
i guess we'll see tonight.
four reasons why cats are better than dogs.
i smell tuna.
time to paint!
we have many policies with "low risk" rates.
yeah, i think i'll pass.
most annoying question EVER.
perk #7 to working with your dad.
i'd hate to be a firefighter on the 4th.
cinco de mayo.
sucks to be stuck in the ground.
the one downside to honeymooning.
well, our wedding dj sucked.
a place i hate to be.
isn't there something wrong with this picture?
the rejected candy hearts list.
welcome to the midwest.
a concept i want to understand before death: